Tuesday, November 23, 2010

My Date with Ophir

I wrote this for the CIPAC (Cornell Israel Public Awareness Committee) Newsletter!


On Wednesday, November 17th, Ophir Pines-Paz braved the elements to come speak to us about environmental legislation in Israel. He is a former Labour Party Knesset Member and Minister of Internal Affairs, and one of his main focuses while in office was “green initiatives.” His lecture at the Law School discussed advancements Israel is making to help the environment (solar panels, reusing waste water, emission permits, electric car grid, sustainable buildings, etc), along with weak points in the Israeli system. He openly admitted that the army pollutes the soil, and that Israel is about 15 years behind America on environmental legislation.

Environmental legislation is great, but I thought his concluding marks were the most significant: Borders are nothing to the environment. Israel reducing pollution is all well and good, but if the countries around it are moving at a slower pace toward environmental justice, that affects everyone the same way. Not having peace is a barrier to protecting the environment, although Pines-Paz stressed the importance of working together on environmental legislation even before an agreement is reached. He said, “This is our war: we have to save our planet.”

The talk concluded and we had a very nice reception with very delicious and expensive cookies and veggie platters. But the best was yet to come! At 10:15am the next day, I set out for my day-long date with Ophir. It was unfortunately crashed by three other people, but we made do.

Adva Elkabetz, the Israeli Fellow at Hillel, drove me, Ophir, and two other students to Niagra Falls. The ride there was a prime opportunity for me to pick Ophey’s brain about the peace process and ask about controversies I saw during my time in Israel last year. The conversation was more candid than I would have expected, and there were definitely parts that classify as argument. We talked about the treatment of Arab Israelis, both by the state and by the people; specifically, that the state gives less money to strictly Arab cities in Israel because they have lower “Security Budgets” and that it is much harder for Arabs to join the army and the benefits that go along with the army, and the general prejudices in the minds and hearts of Jewish Israelis.

We also touched on the subject of the Security Barrier. It has twelve million other names that are politically correct depending on your political views, but what it comes down to is this: it is effective. The inconvenience of Palestinians at the gates is second to the lives of Israelis that are endangered by acts of terrorism coming from the West Bank. Its effectiveness is indisputable.

Because we are always trying to steer the focus surrounding Israel away from the conflict, it is rare that I feel comfortable enough to ask difficult questions about the peace process. Over the course of the day with Ophir, I feel I got some real answers. The first message is that it won’t be easy. The second message is that it is possible. The third message is that settlements are not going to be the deciding factor in achieving peace or not. Got that, New York Times?

A point that Ophir made in the lecture and expanded upon in Niagra Falls is that the Arab League (26 Arab Nations, does not include Iran) has made an offer. If Israel returns to the 1967 borders (virtually impossible, and what of Jerusalem?), and the problem of refugees is solved (by someone, somewhere) then there will be peace. So there is an offer on the table, and it is much more powerful to have the support of 26 Arab nations than just Israel, the Palestinian Authority, and the United States.

The main issue with just going through the Palestinian Authority is Hamas. The Palestinian Authority in the West Bank (or whatever you want to call it) is Fatah, while Gaza is ruled by Hamas, which is admittedly (by everyone) a terrorist group that wants to destroy the Jewish State. How can you have peace with a group that wants to destroy you? Well, you can, but only if you have the pressure of 26 more powerful Arab nations breathing down your neck.

Therein lies the solution to both Hamas and Iran, because Iran poses a threat to most of the nations in the League as well. And thinking about Iran makes me feel a little ill, so I will not expand on that point.

We had lunch at the Hard Rock Cafe and held a small fan club meeting for Tzipi and Hillary. Then we walked to the Observation Tower and Ophir put a quarter into the giant binocular things, which was quite cute. Then we took a trolley around the State Park and saw more water and estimated the height and speed and took many pictures. It was delightful. And romantic.

The ride home was mellow. Adva and Ophir were speaking mostly in Hebrew and the folk music CD put me to sleep a few times. I was mulling over so much information in my head and trying to sort it out: can Jerusalem function eternally as an International City? Will the Palestinians accept a territory exchange in order to return to something comparable to the 1967 borders? Will Iran stop trying to destroy the world? Will Hamas submit to the will of the Arab League or be defended by Iran? Will American newspapers ever stop publishing totally skewed articles about Israel? Is Ophir going to give me his digits?

The night ended when we dropped him at his hotel. He gave me his card, which was almost like getting his number. And not only did he fill me with the confidence that I will one day fulfill my dream of marrying a powerful Israeli politician (okay, so he’s already married, but he has a son in college!), he also made me confident that there are some very, very smart people working on this issue, and ultimately we will have peace. His attitude was essentially: Jews have been in deep shit before, what makes you think this pile of it is going to get us down for good?

Friday, November 19, 2010

Sneak Preview

I don't have time for all this now, but here's what you can get excited for, especially if you're one of my new readers waiting for a shoutout:

-Rachel, Dylan, and Jason go through Jordana's past
-Mom visits
-Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is the funniest show I've ever seen
-Adina is a star
-I go home to see my kitties for the night
-I try to quit Banquets and my boss unquits me
-Dad visits
-We watch Trembling Before God at the CJL, like we did on NATIV!
-Salsa proves to be a huge success at ballroom dancing
-I write an autobiography in Hebrew about my lost twin brother, Nacho
-I dissect an EEL! actually a lamprey but who's counting
-OPHIR PINES PAZ.
-NIAGRA FALLS.
-GREATNESS.

now I'm going to staff Fall convention for Tzafon USY! Life is groovy!

Friday, November 12, 2010

The Best of All Possible Worlds

1. Goldstone: he came to talk at the law school. I was ready for a fight (think pro-wrestler before going out to the ring, oiled up and spun up) and the person who introduced him mentioned the Goldstone Report about war crimes in Israel during Operation Cast Lead. Then Goldstone spoke. He mentioned every other country in the world except for Israel. He mentioned every other possible location of war crimes except for Israel. His topic was rather boring to me, which was fine. He was an incredibly smart speaker though, he had a great South Africa accent, subtle humor, he knew the name of the room in the law school we were in, and he seamlessly incorporated the quote on the wall behind him (The law must be stable and yet it can not stand still). Dayum, Goldstone.

2. Shabbat on North Campus: lots of freshmen turned out for Shabbat on North. I led services in RPCC for seven people, and I am happy to announce that they were my best friends. Thanks for having my back, best friends! I ate with Amanda, Rachel, and Gil, thankfully, in High Rise Five. The dinner was rather awk sauce but I got to spend it with the three aforementioned characters so it was pretty fun. Then we listened to Nothing But Treble, an all girls a cappella group, and they were pretty good. Then I got an inspiration to go running so I went running and Eli joined me on his way back to the Jewish Living Center and it was pretty funny because he was still in his Shabbat clothes and shoes and all that. We were a sight.

3. Babysitting: it was a great day to babysit L on Saturday! She was in a great mood for most of the time and when she got tired, instead of pooping out and being a meanie in her bed, we just calmly sat and did a puzzle. Working with bi-polar disorder is quite the ride!

4. Bus Tickets: miserable. I asked for an address and the stupid barista gave me a phone number. Thanks. Then an older man saw that I was having trouble and he pointed me on the right bus and told me when to get off. Then I purchased tickets at the bus station! Then I walked back to where my bus picked me up to bring me to Cornell. I wasted two hours, packed my bags, and I was off on my trip to...

5. BINGHAMTON!!!! so amazing. The drive itself was quite something; the bus drove through a series of poor and then poorer towns. The sun was just setting over the wintery, but still snowless, landscape. I arrived and Rachel picked me up and it was THE BEST THING EVER. We ate dinner with Nativers and it was joyous. We skyped with Adina and Debbie and it was so sad because I missed them but in a way almost like we were all hanging out again. Then we got ready to go out. This involved taking a bus to downtown, walking from downtown for many miles to the frat party, dancing by ourselves in the dance room with the dj, leaving the frat party, walking many miles to the next frat party where Michael had just been inducted as a brother, chilling at the frat party, running into my childhood friend Gabby, running into Bowtie, a brother I had met a week or so before at the Cornell chapter of AEPi, dancing like it was my birthday at Fusion, then cabbing it to the bars, questionably entering the bars and dancing there, then taking another cab home. Wow!

6. Nature Preserve: In the morning, we skyped with Elkana. I cried. Then we took Ilana to the bus station and said good bye to her. Then we walked for an hour or two in the nature preserve and it was pretty and calming and so nice to just be chilling with Rachel again. I've missed it.

7. I went home on the bus after it was delayed for over an hour. I slept for some of the way and listened to the Black Eyed Peas the rest of the way so I wouldn't be groggy when we arrived home at Cornell. Then it was time for Ballroom Dancing and we worked on the RHUMBA! Ooh la la. Then I tried to do work and failed.

8. Dinner Parties: TO BE CONTINUED!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

My heart is breaking for Haiti...

"We know there may be cholera in there, but sometimes it is all we have to drink," said Alienne Cilencrieux, 24. "If we have Clorox, we pour some in and drink it. It tastes bad. Or we dig in the ground until we find water and drink that."

Thursday, November 4, 2010

From the paper

IF there is a heaven, some sort of afterlife, I like to think of it as a place where we get reunited with all the good dogs that we’ve ever known.

-Dana Jennings, NYTimes, November 2, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Blogworthy

Today, as I was walking home from the library, I saw a person riding a bike while trying to roll another bike next to it. The person was having a great deal of difficulty and it was posing problems for passersby. I decided it would be fun to ride on the bike.

"Hello! HELLO! Hey, person riding the bike!"
(person turns around)
"Do you want help? I can ride the other one."
"Okay."
"Where are you going?"
"Baker"
"Okay."

And so I mounted the person's bike. We actually switched because he said the one he was riding was easier to ride. I don't think Andrew reads my blogs but he knows especially well that I have issues with bikes. The "easier" bike was rather short and I was a bit wobbly and swervy. It all ended up all right though, and I found out a little bit about why the person had two bikes. He was bringing it to meet his girlfriend because she didn't want to walk to get it. Meir, take note!

Anyway, that is how I rode a bike today, and made a new friend. He was nice.

Analysis: I'm young, invincible, and in college. I don't make the usual bad decisions of my peer group (drugs, alcohol, rampant sexual activity, staying up too late, illegal downloading) so it's nice to get a thrill from being friendly to strangers in mostly safe situations. Just adds a little kick to my day.

Goal: make blogworthy things happen in my life on a daily basis
Secondary goal: if blogworthy things aren't happening, have the humor/wit/intellect to analyze mundane things in a way that would make them blogworthy (I think Seinfeld has already monopolized on this phenomenon...I will just continue what's been started)

Off I go!!!